I’m Not A Pig Farmer….. So Why Do I Own A Pig!?!?

One word…. BACON. That is what got us into this terrible mess, bacon. How can bacon cause so much trouble? Oh my friends, do I have a tale to tell! It started out as a happy tale….. But then….

You see, last year, we bought a half of a pig from a friend who raised some pigs. We were delighted with the meat. Better then store bought, that’s for sure! We made our own bacon and even hung a salt cured ham. But all to fast, our pork was gone. Sadness descended upon our home. We did managed to find a wonderful pig farmer who sold us just the belly so we could make more bacon. There is nothing like homemade butcher block (thick) bacon. *drool* And just like before, it was gone all too fast. Again there was sadness.

That is when we got the hair brained idea to get our own pig! One small problem, we can’t have a pig where we currently live, so Oreo (our pig) went off to live with our friends (and their pigs) a few miles away. You can read all about that exciting day in my post “Bringing Home The (future) Bacon.” Over the summer I came to a realization…. Like ourselves, our friends aren’t pig farmers. All of our pigs were healthy and growing, but not gaining weight like we had hoped.

I contacted my pig farmer friend (who had sold us our little starter pig) and got a few pointers, but the pigs just wouldn’t pack on the weight. Yes, we wormed them…. they were just not fat, lazy pigs. And the goal of sending all the pigs to the butcher in the fall, well that idea was shot. There wasn’t enough meat on those pigs to feed anyone! And again we were sad for the bacon well had run dry.

Our men folk getting
the pigs to the trailer

And then to add insult to injury…….  One day I got a phone call from our friend stating she was at work and had received a call from her neighbor, our pigs were LOOSE. She knew I was closer and begged me to go stop them. Sadly, my truck had broke down a few days earlier and even though I was closer, there was nothing I could do until hubby got home from work. So all of the pigs took off. Yes folks, our bacon ran away!

You would not believe how far a pig can roam in a couple hours. They were around 2 miles away when we finally located them. Thankfully, a nice gentleman, who almost hit them on the dirt road, had his kids help him corner them in a pen on his property till word spread there were these non pig farmers looking for their pigs. We got a trailer and we all headed over to retrieve out pigs. We grabbed, pushed, pulled, and dragged those rotten pigs onto the trailer. We brought them back “home” and secured their pen. When we put them back in, they acted as if nothing had happened. Rotten pigs……

Fall has come and gone, and those rotten, skinny pigs continue to eat, sleep and make messes. We are hoping by spring they will have put on weight and they will finally be ready for the butcher. Oh who are we kidding, I don’t care what our pig weighs in the spring…. and I know my friend…. well she has developed a pig hatred too! Come spring we are makin bacon…… no matter how small that bacon will be.

I have come to the realization, I am NOT a pig farmer…… so why do I own a pig? One word folks….. BACON!

16 thoughts on “I’m Not A Pig Farmer….. So Why Do I Own A Pig!?!?

  1. We have considered taking the plunge and buying some feeder pigs.maybe this year… Good luck with your pigs! I hope you get the bacon this spring!

  2. I remember when I was a teenager and our pigs would get out (they are great escape artist) my Dad would have me go get them (even though I had two step brothers and my brother) It seemed they listen to me and if I scratched their bellies they would follow me anywhere.

  3. When I read you bought 'half a pig', I couldn't figure out how you could possibly buy half a pig? Then I read the next sentence and realised the pig wasn't alive! Hahaha. My Mum worked in piggery for years and even had her own pig website for awhile so I was drawn to this post at the Turn it Up Tuesday Party I am guest hosting this month. For the record, homemade bacon is the best! Well, let's face it, any bacon is the best!

    1. LOL Yes, it would be hard to buy half a live pig! Either way, your in trouble…. one end always eats and well the other…. LOL I am so glad you popped by!

  4. The love for bacon has driven many a man and woman to desperate/foolish acts before. You wouldn't be the first. Following you over here from Wonderful Wednesday and thoroughly enjoyed your post. I'll be back!

  5. Mmmm yum, bacon is a good excuse to keep pigs, but we also make sausages and put them on a spit and we smoke some too. As piglets they can be a real pain, we have had them in the garden, on the back verandah and on the road, but we finally managed to contain them. Hope your bacon tastes good and thanks for sharing this great humerous post at Good Morning Mondays. Blessings

    1. Bacon, sausage, chops, ribs…. yum LOL Oh and the lard for baking…. I love pigs (just not OUR pig LOL)

  6. Such a funny post- I loved it! We're taking the pig plunge in a couple of months here, and escape is my number one fear. We live in a heavily wooded area and losing the pigs would mean they literally would be lost, ugh! So that is my number one focus right now, figuring out the absolute most secure fencing/electric setup I can find.

    Thanks for sharing your story! You'll get that bacon eventually 😉


    1. I wish you luck! I don't know if I would ever have a pig again LOL Of course ours just needs to stop being so dang active and plump up already!

  7. I am "pig-mommy" at our farm. We raise our pigs over the summer. It only takes 3 months or so to get them to around 300 lbs, but you will pay the price of pain and suffering in the form of stink all summer long!

  8. I would have never thought of making my own bacon. Thanks for linking up to Awesome Life Friday!

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